Aww! I think you're missing an excellent opportunity to berate and belittle noobies!
How about:
"@title Default Script\n"
"print \"Jane, you ignorant slut!\"\n"
"print \"Don't you know you have to exit <ALT> mode\"\n"
"print \"when you want to take a picture? RTFM!\"\n"
"end\n"
