Ah. Duh. That explanation makes sense.
My Canon Powershot S60, when shooting in RAW mode, doesn't produce consistent sized files, but I suppose that doesn't really mean anything.
After running the files through DNG4PS, I seem to be able to edit the DNG files through FastStone. The CRW and DNG files still don't work in irfanview, but at least I have SOMEthing that works.
Neither DNG4PS or DNG4PS-2 say they support the 570 though?