I am aware of the Quick Start and User Guide documents. Those are what I meant in my opening post too. Of course you can print them out, but having something in-camera is a lot more comfortable. You can print out any document, so obviously that wasn't my point. Even if you print a booklet of it, you still need to carry it around and occupies your hand when using it, not to mention that you are just flipping pages a lot of time to get to the topic you are interested in. Isn't it much more better to just highlight the menu option you are unsure about and say "I want help on this" on the camera?
However, I was unaware of ALTMENGD by dlw. It's nice being able to read those text files on the camera, and I think it shows my point and means others too have thought it would be a useful feature. However, in my oppinion, it is still inferior to my patch. Because using dlw's help, you loose the comformity of instant help, so you would have to, each time when help is needed, go to the text reader, browse for the file (remembering the path to your item in the menu hierarchy), and then scroll down to the part that you need. In fact, I even think a booklet is better than ALTMENGD, because searching in a printed document would be much faster (the amount of text that can be shown on the screen is not much, which means a lot of scrolling with ALTMENGD). Not to mention that after reading you have to navigate yourself back to the menu item, and if there is a new item you want read about, you have to go through whole process above again.
So I do still think my solution is the best of all. You can think of it as a kind of improved dlw's ALTMENGD, with the comformity of (1) not having to leave the menu (2) automatically opening the correct text file and (3) automatically jumping and scrolling to the right section and only displaying that part. It simply works much faster than any other alternative and is more intuitive. It provides true instant help.
I do not consider my patch as a replacement for the pdf/printed guides, but rather as something that complements it when you need quick information and have no need for illustrations.